Greasy and Delicious

I read a really funny thing today.  I don't remember how it goes, but it is something like this: Dear pessimist, optimist, and realist.  While you were all arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.  Sincerely, the Opportunist.  I don't know why I liked that so much, but it makes me laugh.  So, I think I will maybe try to be more of an opportunist.  Not sure what that entails, but I think it means taking an opportunity.


Speaking of optimists and pessimists and such, I am going to try and work on being a little bit more of an optimistic person.  I pride myself in being a realist.  I see things how they are and nothing else.  Life has been very interesting as of late.  That is the best way to describe it.  Yesterday, everything was pretty terrible.  Today, it carried on.  Last night I did put a note on both doors in my building saying that my rug was missing.  Today, my note was crumpled and in front of my door.  Note to all: If you know of a place to buy a gnome rug, let me know.  It will reside by my bed.  I'm taking everything in for now.  Tomorrow I am going to dismantle my porch.  At this point, I do trust next to no one.  So, I think I have an enemy at my apartment.  I think it is these dumb pre-teen boys.


So, when it rains, it pours.  It did rain today.  But, the rain helped the snow melt!!!  But then it snowed more today.  And, the worst of today, I was eating a cupcake.  I eat lots of cupcakes and they are on my side.  But, I dropped it.  And it got all over my floor.  But I saved my couch.  Also, today I tried retail therapy.  I know it is bad when I can't find anything to buy at the mall.  Just writing this makes me sad.  I went with the intention of finding some cute shoes or boots.  It was not meant to be.  And, I took my computer to class today.  Could I get on the internet to get on Pinterest?  Nope.  I'm not sure why everything seems to be against me right now.  I'm ready for a happy day once again!  Someone said today that the semester is half over this week.  That is crazy!!!  Tomorrow, I am on a hunt to find Jones Soda.  I'm craving it!!!  And some kind of awful food.  Like an onion ring or something cheesy.  Eww...but yum.